Screaming Mom: I'm Not Shouting, I'm a Parent!

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Listen up, wee ones! Your mom isn't shouting, she's just making her point known. Being a mother is tough and sometimes your silly shenanigans push her to her limit. So next time you hear that sound from your mom, don't fret. Just listen closely and try to do better.

It's not personal, honey.

Mom Life: Fueled By Coffee and Chaos

Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, mom shirt the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.

Don't Mess with Mama

You better watch out when a mama is feeling protective. That's right, her little cubs are treasured, and she won't hesitate to defend them. If you cross her family, prepare for a fierce battle. This isn't the time to be foolish. Better scramble while you still can.

Breeding Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual

Let's be honest, raising a dragon isn't comparable with disciplining your average house pet. There are no veterinarians who completely grasp the intricacies of their peculiar biology, and forget about finding a guidebook that covers everything from controlling flames to dragon diplomacy. You're on your own, keeper, and the only lesson plan is trial and experimentation.

Excuse Me For What I Said When I Was Hangry

We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely trivial.

Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.

First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.

It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".

Adore My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine

Being a parent is seriously fantastic, but sometimes you just need a tiny dose of wine. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are sweet, and they totally drain your sanity. After a long day of dealing with, a glass of red can be just the ticket you need to chill. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!

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